How To Make A Girl Smile Over Text

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People with a good sense of humor are deemed more attractive. If you are wondering how to make a girl laugh over text, this post, full of wisecracks and comical puns, is for you. If you can make her laugh, the chances of her falling for you are high. There are various kinds of humor, such as puns, silly jokes, and playful banter, which can help you get to know her better. When you tailor your humor to her interests and use flirty language to make your interest obvious, it can increase your chances of making her laugh. However, not everyone is humorous and born with a great sense of humor.

Nevertheless, poke fun and make a girl laugh over text using various tips and tricks. You can send her hilarious memes or may randomly crack silly jokes. We talk about what you can text a girl to make her laugh in this post.

200+ Messages To Make A Girl Laugh Over Text

If you are interested in a girl, making her laugh can be a great way to engage her in conversations and hold her attention. Explore these funny and cute text messages to make her smile.

Funny Things To Text A Girl To Make Her Laugh

1. I’m not a photographer, nonetheless I can imagine us together.
2. I broke my phone as your phone number is not in it.
3. Did you visit a different planet? Oh lovely, we have things in common.
4. I believe I will inform the FBI that you are the primary cause of global warming.
5. Is your dad a gangster because you are as explosive as dynamite.
6. I’m not a gambler, but my heart has just bet that I’ll never stop loving you.
7. Please save my smoldering heart. When I met you, I realized you had the same face I fantasized about every night.
8. When I’m with you, I’m not sure if I’m awake or dreaming.
9. It appears that you are making my heart beat faster.
10. I sent angels to keep an eye on you last night, but they refused. When I asked why they explained that angels do not look after other angels.
11. People adore money and flowers, but I adore you.
12. Do you want to drink with me and know what drinks I’ve had in my life?
13. Let’s make a deal, girl, let me kiss you, and if you don’t like it, you can return me.
14. I’m not a baker, but I’m pretty sure we’d make a sweet pair.
15. I tried searching for your number in my phone’s dictionary under ‘Perfection’. Oddly, it wasn’t there.
16. Did you just come from a magic show? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
17. I’d call the cops on you for stealing my heart, but I think they’d arrest me for holding onto the main suspect.
18. Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
19. I’m not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true… or at least try to!
20. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cutecumber’.
21. I tried writing a joke about us, but I couldn’t find a punchline as cute as you.
22. Hey love, I just wanted to say that you are a burning lamp that brightens up my world.
23. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
24. Did you just sprinkle some fairy dust? Because my world lights up every time you’re around.
25. I’m not a mechanic, but I think my heart needs a tune-up every time I see you.
26. If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fineapple’. And me? I’d be a ‘berry’ grateful date.
27. Let’s play a game: If I guess what color socks you’re wearing, you have to take me on a coffee date. If I’m wrong, well, I still get to chat with you!
28. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I have been searching for.

Cute Things To Text To Make Her Smile

29. Your voice has a honey-like quality to it.
30. You make me happy, I treasure every moment we spend together.
31. Returning home to you is always the highlight of my day.
32. When it comes to love, I’ve hit the jackpot.
33. When I’m with you, I feel I’m in heaven.
34. Finally, after all this time, I found the girl of my dreams.
35. Even if I lose memory, I will fall in love with you all over again.
36. I can’t picture my life without you.
37. I’m counting down the seconds until I see you.
38. I admire you.
39. I can’t stop thinking about how stunning you are.
40. I’m excited to spend time with you.
41. You are my favorite person on the planet.
42. You make me ecstatic.
43. I like you as a person.
44. You’re incredible.
45. I feel complete with you.
46. You make me feel special.
47. I can’t bear the thought of you leaving my hand.
48. I never expected to feel this way about someone. It’s magical.

Quick tip

You can also text, “Do you have any suggestions for trustworthy cardiologists? My heart skips a beat whenever I think of you.”

49. There are times when I look at you and can’t believe you’re with me.
50. I’ll always fight for you, even when things get tough.
51. Hello, lovely. I’m hoping today will be even better than yesterday.
52. I was thinking about how wonderful you are.
53. You have an incredible smile.
54. You mean the world to me.
55. You are so charming.
56. My favorite place to be is in your embrace.
57. Our bond is as fresh as a cup of coffee.
58. My heart has been given to you, my girl.
59. If I lose you, I will lose my entire world.
60. Your face reminds me of a lovely flower.
61. I don’t need to add sugar to my coffee because it’s already sweet if I drink it with you.
62. You’re my sunshine, my moonbeam, and the twinkle in my eye.
63. I want to spend my golden years with you.
64. It’s your love that makes me want to ride life’s roller coaster.
65. Every time I go to bed, I wish I could wake up next to you.
66. I’m throwing a party in my heart; would you like to join?
67. Your laugh is like a melody to my ears.
68. Just the thought of you brightens up my day.
69. With every message you send, my heart does a little dance.
70. You’re the sprinkle of joy in my everyday life.
71. Your presence feels like a warm hug on a cold day.
72. It feels magical when our conversations drift into late hours.
73. You’re the reason behind my random smiles throughout the day.
74. Every time I close my eyes, I see us together.
75. You’re the sunshine on my cloudy days.
76. Your kindness and grace never cease to amaze me.
77. Just knowing you’re in my life makes everything seem better.
78. I feel lucky every day, knowing I have someone as special as you to think about.
79. Your smile melts my heart.
80. You make my heart flutter.
81. I eagerly wait for your messages. They are my daily doses of happiness.
82. You’re the sweet surprise that came into my life when I least expected it.
83. Whenever I think of you, I lose track of time.
84. You’re the best part of my life.
85. Your mere presence brings warmth and joy to my heart.
86. I cherish the sweet memories we created together.
87. Every star in the sky pales to the twinkle in your eyes.
88. You’re the highlight of my day, every day.
89. Your laughter is the soundtrack of my favorite memories.
90. Whenever I need a reason to smile, I think of you.
91. You’re my favorite human in the whole world.
92. Just the thought of our next conversation gives me butterflies.
93. Your kindness always wins my heart.
94. I find myself smiling for no reason, then I realize I’m thinking of you.
95. You’re the song that’s become my all-time favorite.
96. Every moment with you feels eternal.
97. Your laughter is contagious.
98. Thinking of you is my favorite pastime.
99. You turn ordinary moments into unforgettable memories.
100. Your voice is my favorite tune.
101. Whenever you’re with me, everything just feels right.
102. You’re the best thing that has ever happened to me.
103. You light up my world like nobody else.

Jokes To Make A Girl Laugh Over Text

104. Do you have a parking ticket? Because you have the word “fine” written all over you.
105. By the way, don’t be alarmed if a fat man in a red suit places you in a bag late at night. He’s just fulfilling my Christmas wish of wanting you.
106. Some people fall off their bicycles, while others fall from trees. But I fell for you.
107. I know I can’t change the fact that I wasn’t a part of your past, but can I make amends by being a part of your present?
108. Hey. I’m a jobless man with a certificate in cuddling, a diploma in caring, and a degree in kissing. Do you have a job opening for me?
109. You give my life meaning, are you a dictionary?
110. I don’t mind going to hell if it means spending time with you.
111. I don’t need a camera to laugh or smile, I do it just by looking at your face.
112. Without a doubt, we are matched in heaven.

Quick tip

Text her, “The sunflowers would have ended up in the trash if Van Gogh had chosen you as his subject.”

113. I’m lost in the deep brown tones of your eyes.
114. I believe your parents must be bakers to produce such a cutie pie as you.
115. My knees are weakening day by day because I’m falling for you.
116. You make my heart race without doing anything.
117. Are you a thief because you stole my heart?
118. Your laugh is what drives me insane.
119. You are a magnet that draws me to you.
120. Ma’am, you must provide your name and phone number because I injured my knees while falling for you.
121. Girl, are you the love mascot because you appear to be made of love?
122. I’m sure you belong in jail for killing every guy with your looks.
123. Are you a campfire? Because you bring warmth and marshmallows. Okay, maybe
     not marshmallows, but definitely warmth.
124. I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.
125. I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
126. If beauty was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence. And I’d be your cellmate!
127. I’m not saying you’re the reason I’m smiling, but I’m also not saying you’re not.
128. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
129. I’d never ghost you; I’m way too invested in our meme exchanges.
130. I’m convinced you’re made of copper and tellurium. Because you’re Cu-Te.
131. I’m not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.
132. I’d walk through a desert, climb the highest mountain, and cross the deepest sea.
     But who am I kidding? I’d Uber. But all for you!
133. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard. But I’m not Elsa, so how about a
     text instead?
134. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest… and I’m terrible with
     finances.
135. I’d say you’re out of this world, but then how would we get tacos together?
136. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cool’iflower. Okay, I’m still working on that one.
137. I’m not Oprah, but I can make your dreams come true… or at least order us some
     pizza.
138. If you were a triangle, you’d be an acute one. Geometry jokes, anyone?
139. I tried to find the best vegetable joke for you, but I’m still ‘beet’ing my head over it.
140. Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you.
141. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you. Also, I’m a bit cold. Got a warm
     hug?
142. I love you sooo much that my heart feels heavier.

Sweet Things To Text A Girl to Make Her Smile

143. You are incredible.
144. I consider myself fortunate to have met you.
145. You make me feel completely understood.
146. Every time I think of you, my heart melts; the things you’ve done for me are unrivaled.
147. I would wait for you for decades unless you asked me to. That’s how much I care about you.
148. Until I met you, my life was out of order. My life has been in order ever since.
149. Loving you is the best gift I’ve ever received.
150. You may be nothing to some, but you are my entire world to me.
151. Your beauty and smile brighten my day whenever I see you.
152. I’m not ashamed to have you in my life; I adore you with all my heart. You will always be my love.
153. The mere thought of having you in my life makes me love you even more.
154. How come no one else noticed you before I did? They must have been deafeningly You are so adorable and lovely that I will never let you go.
155. When you need someone to be there for you. Because of my love for you, I will always be by your side.
156. When I’m down, you’re my hope; at night, you’re my star. I would not be where I am today if it weren’t for you.
157. If you trip and fall, I’ll always be there to catch you. So you can get back on your feet.
158. Without you, my life is like a vase waiting to be filled with a flower called you.
159. There is nothing I want more than to see your smile right now.
160. I can’t stop thinking about what a wonderful woman you are.
161. I had no idea life could be this good, and I’m grateful you’re the reason for it.

Quick tip

Express your gratitude with a heartfelt message. You may choose lines such as, “All I have to do to feel better when things are falling apart is to remember that you are in my life.”

162. I’m glad I wished on that shooting star all those years ago as it brought me you, the girl of my dreams.
163. Heaven isn’t always a physical place. Heaven, to me, is being with you.
164. I had the mistaken belief that my heart was made of stone. But I had no idea your beauty could melt it.
165. I’ll only be able to stop wanting you when I’m dead.
166. I never thought I’d have such strong feelings for someone. But then you appeared and now I know soul mates exist.
167. You are my favorite person on the planet.
168. There isn’t another soul on the planet who cares and understands as much as you do.
169. When I think of you, it keeps me awake at night. When I dream of you, it helps me sleep.
170. I feel alive when I’m with you.
171. Our world is filled with insanity and chaos. But you make everything smooth for me.
172. My undying love for you is the one constant in my life.
173. I need your love to live. That’s how important you are to me.
174. Your aura is magical.
175. If life was a sandwich, you’d be the cheese that holds everything together.
176. Your smile sets my heart on fire.
177. You’re like a cookie at the bottom of the jar – a delightful surprise.
178. If smiles were currency, you’d make me a millionaire.
179. You’re the pop to my tart, the twinkle in my star.
180. Every time I hear a ping on my phone, I hope it’s your message.
181. You’re the marshmallow to my hot chocolate, adding sweetness to every sip.
182. You’re the unexpected plot twist that made my story more interesting.
183. Your hug heals my soul.
184. You’re like a cozy blanket on a winter day.
185. If my life was a playlist, you’d be the song I will listen to on loop.
186. You make me feel a little more alive every day.
187. Whenever life feels like a maze, your thoughts guide me out.
188. Every day is a celebration when you are in it.
189. Your positivity is contagious.
190. You’re the reason my heart does a little jig every now and then.
191. If there was a world record for making someone smile, you’d hold the title.
192. You’re the missing part of my puzzle.
193. You’re the plot twist I never saw coming.
194. You always wake up my inner child.
195. You’re the rainbow in a cloudy sky.
196. If joy was a person, you’d be its perfect embodiment.
197. Your smile takes my breath away.
198. Every moment with you is truly special.
199. You’re the prettiest girl alive.
200. If life was a pizza, you’d be the topping that makes it delicious.
201. Your face is a work of art.
202. You are just perfect in my eyes.
203. It is a blessing to be loved by a wonderful woman.
204. I do believe in God. He showed me the path to you.

Engagement Techniques For Texting A Girl

Your goal is not just to get to know her, but for her to know your good qualities. For that, you must engage her in conversation, which you can do by following some of these techniques.

• Begin with a friendly greeting when you begin to text her. Don’t go for the generic “Hi!”; be more spontaneous when you first send a message.
• Show genuine interest in her life, hobbies, interests, thoughts, and feelings. This will show her you genuinely care and want to get to know her, making her smile.
• Pay attention to what she texts you and respond accordingly. This will show her that you read her messages carefully and always think properly before replying.
• Ask about her passions and what kind of pop culture or literature she likes, and if possible, research these topics to better understand and engage her in conversation.
• Be genuine about complimenting her. Steer away from generic compliments and tailor yours to describe specifically what you like about her. This will make her truly happy.
• Try to be funny with your text messages. If you can gauge her style of humor, be it sarcastic, dry, or flirty, match her energy and engage her in hilarious and teasing banter. You can also recount a funny incident from your day or even ask her a funny question to keep the conversation going.
• Let your personality shine through your messages. If she shares her interests and passions, share yours too. Let her get to know who you are as a person.
• Keep the conversation light, fun, and stress-free unless texting about a serious topic. You can surely make her smile when your messages make her feel relaxed at the end of a tough day.

Infographic: The Dos And Don’ts Of Texting A Girl

Amidst your excitement and thrill of texting the girl you admire and adore, you may lose focus on staying within limits and keeping the conversation casual yet purposeful. So how do you make sure that you are going the right way without crossing the boundaries?

This infographic will be your guide to what and how to text a girl and things you should never engage in. Go ahead and give it a good read and save it for your reference.

Illustration: Momjunction Design Team

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