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Jokes are the perfect way to break the ice and lighten the mood between you and your potential love interest. Add a healthy dose of flirting in them, and they can help make your attraction obvious without coming off as overbearing. A clean sense of humor and spontaneity can woo your crush, leaving them spellbound with your cuteness.
This exhaustive list has several humorous jokes that may bring an instant smile to your loved one’s face and impress them. It’s time for some friendly banter to tease your crush and make them chuckle. Use these jokes for your crush while texting them or even in person to make them smile and create good memories with them.
250+ Funny Jokes To Tell Your Crush
Corny Jokes To Tell Your Crush
Everyone appreciates a good sense of humor, but unfortunately, not everyone is blessed with one. Corny jokes for your crush can help you get past that awkward talking stage with a giggle or two and help your crush open up to you.
- Hey. I’m an unemployed guy with a certificate in cuddling, a diploma in caring, and a degree in kissing. Do you have a job for me?
- If I were a virus, I would infect you with my love.
- You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen out of my lungs and bring it right to my heart.
- If I could rearrange the letters, I would put the U and I together.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben, who? Been thinking about you all day.
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
- Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind, it’s too cheesy.
- Do you have a bandage? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me… I give you permission, but on one condition. Don’t shoot me in the heart, because that’s where you are!
- Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
- Can I take a picture with you to show my friends that angels are real?
- Can you walk with me? I want to introduce an angel to my friends.
- Can you take a picture with me? I want to prove to my friends that dreams do come true.
- Excuse me, could you tell me what time it is? I have to remember the exact moment I met the person of my dreams.
- Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
- Are you the sun? Because my whole world revolves around you.
- Hey, can I follow you home? (What?) Oh sorry, it’s just my parents told me to follow my dreams.
- Boy: So, you are going to be a butterfly all night?
Girl: (puzzled look)
Boy: You know, pretty to see but hard to catch! - Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
- Boy: Hi, is your name Google?
Girl: No, Why?
Boy: Because you have everything I’m looking for! - Boy: Are your parent’s bakers?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Cause they made a cutie pie! - A girl in a restaurant asked me, “Are you single?”
I happily replied, “Yes.”
She took away the extra chair in front of me. - I feel so tired every time I meet you… Why? Because whenever I look into your eyes, I can’t find the way out.
- Are you the energizer bunny because you keep going and going through my mind.
- They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
- I think you might have something in your eye. Oh, hold on, that’s just a twinkle!
- I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
- I’m sorry I wasn’t a part of your past. Can I make it up by being in your future?
- Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
- What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you will rise and shine!
- What did the mayonnaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door. Close the door I am dressing!
- My therapist and I have been trying to figure out why I seem to have lost my mind. Then I realized that it’s all your fault. I’m crazy for you.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- Me without you is like a nerd without braces, shoes without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
- Why do manly ghosts have so much trouble dating? Women can see right through them!
- What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day? You’re purrr-fect for me!
- Now, what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
- Don’t be scared if a man in a red suit puts you in a big red bag. He’s only fulfilling my Christmas wish of receiving you.
- I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you… Pay the bill!
- Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had nobody to go with him.
- What do runners eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
- What do you call someone with a rubber toe? Roberto.
- Hey, do you like Star Wars by any chance? Because “YODA” only one for me!
- Are you a math equation? Because you add up to perfection.
- Are you a parking meter? Because I would like to feed you my quarters.
- I am not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- I am not a magician, but I can make your heart disappear.
- I am not a fortune teller, but I can see you in my future.
- I am not a doctor, but I can prescribe you some love.
- I think you are a Rubik’s Cube. Because I can spend hours trying to figure you out.
- Are you a star? Because you are definitely out of this world.
- Are you a time machine? Because I want to go back in time and meet you sooner.
- Are you a comedian? Because you make me laugh hard.
- Are you a sunset? Because you are so beautiful it takes my breath away.
- Are you a song? Because I cannot get you out of my head.
- Are you a movie? Because I could watch you over and over again.
- Are you a poem? Because you’re so beautiful that it hovers around my head.
- Are you a therapist? Talking to you soothes my soul.
- Are you an angel? Because you make my world feel like heaven.
- Are you a romantic book? Because I cannot put you down.
- Are you a campfire? Because you keep my heart warm.
- If I had a choice, I would still choose you in my next life.
- Are you a chocolate factory? Because I have won the golden ticket to your heart.
- If you were a dessert, you would be the sweetest part of my day.
- Can you lend me your hand? I want to hold something precious.
- Is your name French? Because you have that “je ne sais quoi.”
- You are like a bottle of wine aging nicely. I would savor every drop of it.
- Are you a cocktail? Because you are the perfect blend of sweetness and allure.
- Can you take a picture with me? I want to make my ex jealous by showing how happy I am with you.
- As per my doctor, I have an arrhythmia. But your presence is sure to prove him wrong.
Quick Tip- Are you a fine wine? Because the more time I spend with you, the better life becomes.
- If you were a song, I would play it on loop.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because you’ve brought a strong, stable connection to my life.
- Can you lend me your dreams? Because I want to be a part of them.
- If you were a flower, you’d be the most beautiful in the garden.
- Are you a treasure map? Because I feel lucky to have found you.
- If you were a rainbow, you’d be the one that leads to a pot of gold.
- If love were a journey, you’d be my favorite destination.
- Are you a shooting star? Because I’d make a wish on you every night.
- If you were a planet, you’d be the one I’d orbit around.
- If you were a beach, I’d want to build sandcastles with you forever.
- Are you a coffee machine? Because you perk up my day every time I see you.
Flirty Jokes To Tell Your Crush
If your crush already knows you like them or they at least have an idea that you do, let these flirty jokes take the deal forward. These cute, flirtatious jokes are perfect for letting your crush know you’re into them and want to pursue them romantically.
- Let’s commit the perfect crime together. I’ll steal your heart, and you can steal mine.
- Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter? Because you look sweet and delicious.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
- Can you tie your shoes? Because I do not want you falling for anyone else.
- Are you a rollercoaster? Because every moment with you is an exhilarating ride.
- If you were a beach, you’d be the one I’d want to spend all my time on.
- Can you take me to the doctor? Because my heart is racing when you are around.
- Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise you that I will give it back.
- Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
- Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
- You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
- Did you go to bed early last night? Looking at you, I think you got your beauty sleep.
- You are just like my car—you drive me crazy.
- Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
- I was wondering if you had an extra heart—mine seems to have been stolen.
- Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
- You have repainted my life with colors that were previously unknown to me!
- If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?
- Every morning gives me a reason to think logically so I can know who shines more, you or the sun.
- We must be subatomic particles because I feel a strong force between us.
- Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
- Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?
- I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
- What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? “I’m sweet on you!”
- I’ll be Burger King, and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
- Excuse me, miss. Can I have the time? I’d check my watch, but I can’t take my eyes off you.
- I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
- You’re cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter. I want to take you home!
- Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
- If I followed you home, would you keep me?
- Are you Greek? Because you look like a goddess to me.
- Girl, you’re like a car accident. Because I can’t look away.
- You must be an angel because your texture mapping is so divine!
- Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
- For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you turned me on.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
- Is there an airport nearby, or is it my heart taking off?
- Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends an angel has touched me?
- Did the sun come out, or did you smile at me?
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist. Right?
- Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
- I have been developing wrinkles from smiling too much. Stop being so lovely! You’re driving me crazy.
- I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
- You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
- You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me!
- I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
- Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
- Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
- My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Do you want to buy some drinks with their money?
- Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
- Hey, you’re pretty, and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
- Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
- Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
- If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
- Is your name WiFi? Because I feel a connection.
- Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
- This girl on Tinder asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture. I told her I’m just looking for matches.
- I’m in a long-distance relationship. My girlfriend is in the future.
- Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
- I want our relationship to be like a Nintendo DS cartridge. If we have any problems, take it out, blow on it, and put it back in.
- What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
- I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
- Hi, can I follow you home tonight? Sorry, that came out a little strong, my mom always told me to follow my dreams.
- I’m afraid someone might ask you to leave here pretty soon. You’re just making everyone else look bad.
- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
- This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
- You’re so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line.
- I am not a parking attendant, but I can give you a ticket to my heart.
- I am not a poet, but I can write you a sonnet about how beautiful you are.
- I am not a singer, but I can serenade you with my love.
- Are you a fire alarm? Because you’re really quite the attention-getter.
- Are you a doctor? Because you are the only one who can cure my lovesickness.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because I’d like to take you home with me.
- Eyes are windows to the heart. Can you see yourself in my eyes?
- I am not a dancer, but I know how to move my hips to your heartbeat.
- I am not a chef, but I would love to cook you up a meal fit for a king or queen.
- You are a magician who can make my dreams come true.
- I’m not a writer, but I can write a full novel describing your beauty.
- Are you a Ferrari? Because you are out of my league.
- I think I found a diamond. You are priceless.
- If you were a star, you would be the one I would wish upon.
- Your eyes are captivating. I get lost in it each time I look at you.
- Are you a rollercoaster? Because I cannot wait for the thrill of being with you.
- Can you lend me a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I met the one.
- Are you a handwritten love letter? Because you’re a rare and cherished treasure.
Point to consider- Are you a book? Because I can’t put you down, and I want to keep reading your story.
- Do you believe in destiny? Because I think we were meant for each other.
- Are you a lighthouse? Because you’ve shown me the way to live happily.
- If you were a dream, I would never want to wake up from my sleep.
- If you were a poem, you’d be my favorite verse.
- Can I have directions to your heart?
- Are you a cozy blanket? Because being with you feels like a warm embrace.
- Are you a camera? Because I smile every time I think of you.
- If your kisses were currency, I’d want to be a millionaire.
- Are you a bottle of wine? Because I want to age with you.
- If you were a song, you’d be the one that’s always stuck in my head.
- Are you a butterfly? Because my heart flutters every time I see you.
- If you were a coffee, you would be the one I could not start my day without.
- You are like a cozy sweater that warms me on a winter day.
- If kisses were raindrops, I’d send you a storm.
- If you were a flower, I would always keep you in my garden.
- You are a work of art. Every time I look at you, I am in awe.
- Are you a rose? Because you’ve blossomed in the garden of my heart.
Punny Jokes For Crush
Wordplay is not for everyone, but if your crush has a way with words, make your way into their heart with these punny jokes. These jokes will let your crush know you can match their sense of humor and help lighten their mood as well.
- My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
- You are like dandruff because I just can’t get you out of my head, no matter how hard I try.
- Why should you never marry a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!
- Are you a dictionary? Cause you are adding meaning to my life.
- Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- Are you Hurricane Katrina? Cause you’re blowing me away.
- Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re sparking my interest.
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
- Are you French? Because ‘Eiffel’ for you.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
- Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, I am spellbound.
- Do you have a pencil? Because I want to draw you to me.
- Are you a puzzle? Because I cannot seem to figure you out, but I love trying.
- If you were a star, you would be the one that lights up my night sky.
- Are you a baker? Because you have got some buns of steel.
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself falling for you.
- Are you a magic pill? Because you make everything feel alright.
- Are you a traffic sign? Because you have stopped me in my tracks.
- Are you a chocolate bar? Because you are so sweet, and I cannot resist.
- If you were a book, you would be a bestseller because you are a page-turner.
- Are you a rainbow? Because you bring colors to my world.
- Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a “berry” good catch.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.
- Are you a barcode? Because I wanna scan you.
- Are you a traffic light? Because you’re giving me the green light.
- What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor? Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
- Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
- Why didn’t the skeleton ask his crush out? Because he didn’t have the guts.
- Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.
- Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
- You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
- How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
- I just got this sick job at the Calendar factory. Unfortunately, I still can’t get a date.
- You’re sweeter than 3.14.
- Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real.
- Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
- Are you a library book? Because I can’t stop checking you out.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you’re the only one I can turn to for answers.
- If you were a book, I could read it all day long.
- Are you a camera? Because I want to capture every moment with you.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you’re defining perfection.
- Are you a pirate? Because you have captured my heart.
- Are you a donut? Because I want to take a bite out of you.
- Are you a volcano? Because you are just too hot.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection, and it is password-protected.
- If you were a camera, every snapshot with you would be a memory worth cherishing.
- Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
- Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
- Are you a snowflake? Because you are so chill.
- Are you a thief? You sure have the key to my heart.
- Are you real? Because being with you makes me feel like living in a fairy tale.
- Are you a starry night? Because I could get lost in your beauty.
- If you were a treasure chest, I’d be the lucky one who found the most precious gem.
- If my life was a spreadsheet, you would be the most important cell in it.
- Is your name ‘Meeting?’ Because I cannot seem to get you out of my calendar.
- If you were a document, you would be the one I would save as ‘top priority.’
Tips For Delivering Jokes To Your Crush
Regardless of whether you have a sense of humor or not, facing your crush or texting them may make you nervous. So, here are a few tips on how you can effortlessly deliver your jokes to make them smile, without ending up embarrassing yourself.
- Timing is important: Choose the correct moment to share a joke to make sure it matches the mood of the conversation and does not come out of nowhere.
- Be confident: Deliver your joke or pun with self-assuredness and a smile so it can make an impact.
- Authenticity is key: Don’t make jokes that are out of your character. Let your personality and interests shine through your sense of humor.
- Keep your crush’s interests in mind: Don’t share jokes about subjects they have no idea about or interest in; it will only make the situation awkward.
- Be genuine: Don’t put your crush on a pedestal and make it seem like you are only catering to them. Be genuine about your personality and intention, and remember that they are a normal person, just like you.
Frequently Asked Questions
1. Are jokes a good way to break the ice with a crush?
Using jest to break the ice with a crush can be a good way to make the mood lighthearted and show your sense of humor, but it’s important to use them appropriately and not rely on them too heavily. A well-placed joke can help ease tension, make a good impression, and create a jovial mood. This approach can be especially effective when figuring out how to make a girl laugh over text, as humor translates well in written form and can help spark engaging conversations.
2. Can telling jokes to my crush help me build a connection with them?
Humor can be a great way to create a comfortable and enjoyable atmosphere and spread mirth. Telling jokes is just one of many things to say to your crush and build a connection. The key is to be genuine and not force humor if it doesn’t come naturally. If your jokes are well received, they can help to establish a rapport and build a sense of shared humor between you and your crush.
3. Should I rehearse my joke before telling it to my crush?
It depends on your personal preference and comfort level. If you are confident and comfortable delivering your joke with some practice, then rehearsing it beforehand could be helpful. However, rehearsing might make you feel more nervous or artificial if you prefer to deliver your jokes spontaneously and naturally.
4. What should I do if my crush doesn’t find my joke funny?
If your crush doesn’t find your joke funny, don’t worry too much about it. It’s normal to have different senses of humor; what might be funny to you might not be funny to them. The most important thing is not to take it personally and avoid dwelling on it. Instead, try to move on, cheer up, and continue to be yourself.
5. How can I tell if my crush enjoys my jokes?
Observe their body language and reactions. If they genuinely like them, they will smile, laugh, or giggle, but if they don’t, their reactions may be awkward or stiff. When texting them, check if their replies are enthusiastic or if they match your jokes with their own. If they are, it is a good sign that indicates their enjoyment.
6. Why does humor matter in relationships?
In a relationship, humor serves as a bridge that connects two people through shared emotions and memories. When you make someone, say, your crush, laugh, especially when they are down, you create a delightful memory with them. Such an experience can deepen your bond, show them you care, and may, eventually, increase their affection toward you.
While you may be nervous in the company of your crush, remain cool and collected. You may share any of the jokes listed above with your crush to create an atmosphere of hilarity and keep the conversation going and lighten the mood. However, don’t go overboard with your jokes and pranks, as they may come out as forced and frantic and may ruin the happy atmosphere. Also, crack it naturally and don’t force it in between conversations. In comedy, timing and wit are important. So, select the appropriate time to say something hilarious while ensuring that your jokes do not make others uncomfortable.
Infographic: Funny Jokes To Tell Your Crush
We made a list of jokes you can share with your crush whenever you think the conversation is going downhill. With the help of these jokes, you can make your crush laugh out hard and make some good memories together. Who knows! They might even pick up on a few hints from them. Illustration: Momjunction Design Team
Key Pointers
- Jokes help break the ice and create a fun vibe when talking to a crush. They can help lighten the mood and make things feel more playful.
- A clean, spontaneous sense of humor is charming and helps create lasting connections.
- The way jokes are delivered matters; confidence and naturalness can boost the impact of your humor.
- Not every joke will work; it’s important to gauge your crush’s sense of humor and choose the right moment to keep things comfortable and fun.
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